The only truly safe sex is self-sex! Maybe men would be better at keeping their dicks in their pants if sex led directly to someone squatting on their internal organs for nine months.
Fabric & Fitment
I screen print these by hand with supple water-based ink on soft 100% ringspun cotton in your choice of two styles: a Slim-Fit 4.3 oz shirt for those on the thin twiggy side, or a Relaxed-Fit 4.2 oz shirt for those with more generous curves. Note, both styles have an hourglass shape, or waist; see one of the men’s styles if you don’t want that.