The only truly safe sex is self-sex! Maybe men would be better at keeping their dicks in their pants if sex led directly to someone squatting on their internal organs for nine months.
Fabric & Fitment
I screen print these by hand with supple water-based ink on soft 100% ringspun1 cotton in your choice of two styles: a Slim-Fit (side-seamed) 4.3 oz modern fashion cut, or a Boxy-Fit (tubular) heavyweight old-school cut with larger sleeves and armholes. (1. Depending on availability, some sizes/colors of the Boxy-Fit may not be ringspun.)